Gordon, 28, an aspiring animator, leaves his home in Oregon to sell his ideas to Hollywood. After being told, correctly, that they are quite possibly the most stupid ideas ever and that he needs to spend time rethinking them, he moves back home. But his father, never a kind man, escalates his mean treatment of his rather unconventional son. Meanwhile, Gord has fallen for Betty, an attractive doctor at the hospital where his friend is staying; she happens to use a wheelchair, and to delight in having her paralyzed legs beaten with a bamboo cane; her sexual aggression intimidates him. Gord's family goes to a psychiatrist, and he lies to her that his father molests Gord's brother, Freddy; Gord neglects to mention that Freddy is 25. Soon, Gordon has the house to himself, and comes up with a winning animated series, "Zebras in America" based on his own family. All this is really a framework on which Tom Green hangs his usual crazy stunts. Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here. 好食懶飛搞搞震,氣得父親“紮紮”跳 !電視搞笑高手湯格連自編自導自演處女作! 終日游手好閒,已經廿八歲了,一直夢想成為荷里活卡通片動畫大師的葛,終於有機會一嚐夢想的工作,但只是暫時性,跟著又跑去芝士工廠做無聊的工作。最後,葛決定回到家去,但父親占士則希望他能長大成熟點,搬離他們,像弟弟法迪般,找一份像樣的工作。葛與父親占士因此事展開父子大戰,葛想出不少古靈精怪的方法來氣父親,弄得占士七竅生煙,使人捧腹大笑……
十年前,沉傲鸣与唐伟聪同期加入廉署,一起受训,情同手足,出生入死。是当时总调查主任冰姐的得力助手。沉傲鸣聪明机智,办事效率极高;唐伟聪守纪尽责、心思谨密,二人是最佳拍档。 一日,二人跟踪一名疑犯时,意外遇上正被警方通辑的毒犯。唐伟聪上报冰姐,冰姐叮嘱等待支援才可行动,但沉傲鸣刚愎自用,认为凭二人之力可破案立功。故不听兄弟劝告,在支援到达前私自冲入现场行动,可是寡不敌众,打斗期间被打伤左腿。事后,沉傲鸣恼怒兄弟袖手旁观,赫然辞职,从此杳无音讯,唐伟聪自此带着强烈的内疚感过日子。 十年来唐伟聪凭着坚毅不屈、踏实刻苦的工作态度,多年来破获不少贪污案件,后来晋升为总调查主任。 手下小组有一名在IT组调来的同事——李进儿。她为人机智灵敏,处变不惊,查案时往往以小聪明,用自己的方法取得线索,有着当年沉傲鸣的影子,令唐伟聪不其然担心昔日悲剧会重演。在冰姐丈夫的丧礼...
Athena enlists the 118's help when a teenager speeds out of control on the freeway; A routine traffic stop uncovers a qiwan.cc shocking kidnapping; Buck struggles with his recovery.
改编自DeanFleischer-Camp和珍妮·斯蕾特的网络短片系列,Dean亲自执导并出演一个也叫Dean的人类纪录片导演,他搬进一所Airbnb的租房,发现里面已经有了住客——一个贝壳动物Marcel,它的外婆Connie,还有它的宠物:一坨叫Alan的绒毛。Marcel由珍妮·斯蕾特配音,Connie由伊莎贝拉·罗西里尼配音。Marcel和Connie本来是一个贝壳大家族的成员,但因为一次神秘的悲剧事件,它们婆孙俩现在独居。Dean开始拍摄它们的日常,并因此迅速在网络走红,两壳一人的生活因此永久被改变。这件事能帮助Marcel找回它离失的家族吗?
该剧主要讲述了孟浮生在凤鸣山里和镜渊、卿尘发生了一段段缠绵悱恻的爱情纠葛。孟浮生通过努力最终逆天改命的故事。
电影围绕从昏迷中醒来的徐震(麦亨利饰),发现林依娜(徐冬冬饰)等一行人均被囚禁过相同的铁箱之中展开。众人对于为何被抓至此完全摸不着头脑,带着疑惑的一群人,在面临着各种危机与异兽威胁的荒野丛林中不仅要奋力与效兽作斗争,还要拼命寻求方法离开,在逃生的过程中不断有人丧命于效兽的血盆大口中....
男主跟女友决定结婚,暂时跟女友的姐姐住在一起,女友姐姐约法三章,禁止男主跟女友在家里进行身体接触,但是二人寂寞难耐,终究还是进行了肌肤之亲,而正当姐姐无法忍受这种秀恩爱的场面之时,另一个男人的出现,让女友姐姐也终于能填充她那饥渴难耐的欲望.
1941年上海,中国抗日战争已经历时四年,随着太平洋战争的爆发,英美加入战局,上海外租界的西方人的生活也经历了巨大的动荡,11岁的Jamie就是其中之一。 在逃难的途中,Jamie和父母走失,他遇到美国人贝希和弗兰克,差点被他们卖掉,三人辗转到了闸北集中营。在集中营,J amie明白了战争的残酷,学会了“为了吃饭什么事都能干”的生存哲学,还认识了和他一样喜欢飞机的日本小孩。但是,在他内心深处,一直渴望着和父母团聚的一天。
'Walk With Me' follows a community of Zen Buddhist monks and nuns who have dedicated their lives to mastering the art of mindfulness with their world-famous teacher Thich Nhat Hanh. Filmed over three years in France and the USA, this intimate and meditative film travels deep inside a world that seems far from our everyday, and reveals how the monastics transform suffering in th... (展开全部) 'Walk With Me' follows a community of Zen Buddhist monks and nuns who have dedicated their lives to mastering the art of mindfulness with their world-famous teacher Thich Nhat Hanh. Filmed over three years in France and the USA, this intimate and meditative film travels deep inside a world that seems far from our everyday, and reveals how the monastics transform suffering in themselves and in others through their deep enquiry into the nature of existence, suffering, and their true selves.
总督察MAIK一直拼命狩猎连环杀手。当凶手人质,在柏林街头,MAIK的团队跟随他的足迹进入迷宫的地铁隧道。检测他们的地图上没有标明一个古老的防空洞,他们找到了被绑架的女人。 由于他们试图以释放她,一个炸弹,已经被操纵她的爆炸,杀死的女人瞬间... MAIK的调查导致他乌,谁揭示了另一种的存在,忘了系统的隧道的建设计划已被长期失去了在德国民主共和国。 然后,另一名女子被绑架 - MAIK的怀孕女友Bettina.Frantically中,MAIK装配了巨大的专案组找到了她在地铁隧道。 勉强躲避迎面而来的火车后,他突然晕了 - 只有唤醒在GDR医院 - 于1984年!
一名忠厚老实致力于教育事业的小学教员,在花花世界的诱惑下迷失本性,成为一个贪赃枉法的资本家。 私立穆民小学教员张伯南,暗自钟情 校长之女穆爱兰,甘愿听任使唤,为 之效劳。后因不愿为一阔太太之子在 作业分数上作弊,单相思之事亦为校长察觉,遂被辞退。同事陶康侯不满 校长专横,同情伯南,亦自动离职去 西康从事边疆教育。伯南失业后,偶 然结识政客郭敬亭。郭敬亭将他当作傀儡,以伯南贸易公司名义舞弊敛财 。伯南受良心谴责,欲向法院揭发, 又被郭敬亭唆使同伙萧丽莲迷住,重 又落入他们设置的圈套。不久,伯南又发觉被萧丽莲愚弄,才认清这个金 钱社会充满虚伪欺诈,于是也向银行 家、政客和交际花等学到一种取胜秘 诀,一举成功,踢开郭敬亭,入主伯南贸易公司,占有萧丽莲,成了富翁 。这时,势利的穆校长,请 他去当校董,并主动送去女儿爱兰。 伯南踌躇满志,与银行家、政客们合办一...
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