Brassic:源自考克尼俚语boraciclint(硼酸棉)的发音，形容人身无分文、一穷二白——“穷卵子打板凳响”。《穷卵打板》聚焦一个形影不离的兰开夏盗窃团伙——温尼(Vinnie,约瑟夫·吉尔根饰)，迪伦(Dylan,达米恩·莫洛尼饰)，卡迪/心停(Cardi,汤姆·汉森饰)，阿什(Ash,亚伦·赫弗南饰)，汤莫(Tommo,瑞恩·山普森饰)和JJ(帕斯·瑟克勒饰)——尽管一直以来无视规则潇洒度日，这群家伙即将尝到他们嚣张犯罪带来的苦果。与此同时，迪伦一而再再而三地令女友艾琳(Erin,米歇尔·基根饰)失望，使其萌生搬到别处为自己和孩子谋求更好生活的念头，这让迪伦必须在女友和基友间做出人生中最艰难的抉择。
河边沙丘惊现死状惨烈的无名女尸，紧接着在高速公路上发生两宗暴力抢劫案，数名受害者被当场残杀，罪犯得手后神秘失踪，一时间在社会上造成恶劣影响，公众舆论压力一片哗然。河南话，城乡结合部气息。
故事发生在一个丧尸的攻击已经威胁到人类存亡的世界中，作为为数不多的人类，克罗特（Alan Van Sprang 饰）决定带领自己手下的弟兄们寻找人类最后的家园。在长老帕特里克欧弗林（肯尼斯·威尔什 Kenneth Welsh 饰）的指引下，他们得知在一处偏远的海岛上还有一方净土，然而克罗特并不知道的是，他和他的部下们被卷入了一个阴谋之中。 来到海岛的克罗特这才发现，这里存在着新的危机，他们似乎被卷入了欧弗林家族和其对立方穆顿斯家族之间的斗争中。原来，在丧尸大规模爆发之后，欧弗林提倡将这些早已经失去了人性的怪物们赶尽杀绝，可是穆顿斯却认为，杀死这些曾经是亲人和朋友的丧尸们太过残酷，他将它们圈禁起来，期待它们能够康复。
Season 3, Episode 1: Gay Witch Hunt Original Air Date—21 September 2006 Michael apologizes to Oscar, after he finds out he's gay, for calling him a homosexual slur--but his apology outs Oscar to the entire office. And Jim decides to take a promotion at the Stamford office. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 2: The Convention Original Air Date—28 September 2006 Micheal and Dwight go to a convention in Philadelphia and run into Jim, and Michael becomes jealous of Jim's relationship with his new boss. Meanwhile, Pam gets ready for her first date since her engagement. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 3: The Coup Original Air Date—5 October 2006 Michael is in trouble once again as Jan busts him for declaring it's "Movie Monday" where everyone watches a movie and neglects work. Angela pushes Dwight to make a move on Michael's job while Pam and Jim find creative ways to waste time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 4: Grief Counseling Original Air Date—12 October 2006 Michael takes on the role of office grief counselor when he learns that his old boss has died. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 5: Initiation Original Air Date—19 October 2006 Dwight takes former temp Ryan to his beet farm to initiate Ryan to his new job at Dunder Mifflin. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 6: Diwali Original Air Date—2 November 2006 Michael encourages the entire Scranton branch to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of Diwali, the Hindu Festival of Lights. Meanwhile, Andy convinces Jim to turn a late night of work into a drinking game. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 7: Branch Closing Original Air Date—9 November 2006 When Jan tells Michael that the Scranton Branch will be shutting down, Michael strives to keep his staff's spirits up. Meanwhile, everyone privately begins to envision how their lives will change in the aftermath. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 8: The Merger Original Air Date—16 November 2006 Jan informs Michael that the Scanton branch of Dunder Mifflin will be merging with the Stamford Branch. Jim and Pam are reunited while the other employees of both branches must adjust to their new co-workers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 9: The Convict Original Air Date—30 November 2006 Michael learns that one of the new employees at Dunder Mifflin Scranton has a criminal record. Meanwhile, Jim helps Andy make a move on Pam. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 10: A Benihana Christmas Original Air Date—14 December 2006 Trouble among the members of the party planning committee results with the office having two competing Christmas parties, but Michael isn't interested in celebrating because he has just broken up with his girlfriend. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 11: Back from Vacation Original Air Date—4 January 2007 Michael isn't supposed to let anyone know that he and Jan went on vacation together in Jamaica, but he accidentally circulates a compromising photo of them to the office via e-mail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 12: Traveling Salesmen Original Air Date—11 January 2007 Dwight does a favor for Angela to keep her from getting in trouble. Andy finds out and uses it against him to get in tighter with Michael. Now Dwight must fess up, which will reveal his relationship with Angela, or risk getting fired. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 13: The Return Original Air Date—18 January 2007 Andy does the impossible--he makes everyone in the office miss Dwight, who is forced to take a job at Staples. Meanwhile, Oscar comes back to the office and Michael predictably throws a stereotypical Mexican party to celebrate. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 14: Ben Franklin Original Air Date—1 February 2007 Michael asks Jim to get a male stripper for Phyllis's office bachelorette party, but he gets a Ben Franklin impersonator instead. Meanwhile, the men's bachelor party goes as planned until Michael becomes uncomfortable with the stripper. Next US airings: Tue. Feb. 17 10:00 PM TBS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 15: Phyllis' Wedding Original Air Date—8 February 2007 Michael exaggerates the importance of his small role in Phyllis's wedding and makes an ass out of himself, and Pam notices that Phyllis stole all of her wedding ideas from her original wedding plans. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 16: Business School Original Air Date—15 February 2007 Michael is a guest speaker for Ryan's business class, but they have a falling-out after Michael finds out that Ryan spoke negatively about Dunder-Mifflin. And back at the office, Dwight tries to kill a bat that he found in the ceiling. Next US airings: Tue. Feb. 17 10:30 PM TBS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 17: Cocktails Original Air Date—22 February 2007 While Michael and Jan go to their first Dunder-Mifflin outing as an official couple, the office workers left behind go out for happy hour. During happy hour, Roy finds out that Jim and Pam kissed at Casino Night. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 18: The Negotiation Original Air Date—5 April 2007 Dwight saves Jim from an attack by Roy, but Dwight won't allow Jim to thank him for it. Meanwhile, Darryl asks Michael for a pay raise, and Michael discovers that he is woefully underpaid--so Michael goes to headquarters to ask for one himself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 19: Safety Training Original Air Date—12 April 2007 Andy returns to the office after weeks of anger management training, determined to make a fresh start with all the Dunder-Mifflin employees. Meanwhile, it's safety training day in the office, and Michael and Dwight are on a mission to illuminate the dangers of the workplace. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 20: Product Recall Original Air Date—26 April 2007 Michael tries to be proactive during a watermark crisis, but only makes the situation worse. Meanwhile, Angela has trouble being apologetic with customers, and Andy discovers a secret about his new girlfriend. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 21: Women's Appreciation Original Air Date—3 May 2007 Phyllis gets flashed in the parking lot, and Dwight goes all out to secure the premises. Michael ostensibly takes the women in the office to the mall to comfort them, but he's really doing it to get advice about breaking up with Jan. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 22: Beach Games Original Air Date—5 May 2007 Michael uses "beach day" at Dunder-Mifflin to find out which employee would be his most capable replacement, just in case he receives the promotion to the New York office that he's applied for. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 23: The Job Original Air Date—17 May 2007 Michael appoints Dwight as regional manager, anticipating that he will receive the job at corporate. Jim and Karen also interview for the same position. And Michael gets back together with Jan after she gets a boob job.
穆天然，年一十八，聪颖顽劣，福禄村之混世魔王也。机缘巧合，穆天然得以离开家乡，顿时如龙入大海，酣嬉淋漓。一路走来，穆天然先后与杨仁执、凌兮、罂粟、方既白等不同种族、不同势力之人魔妖结为好友。他斩妖蛇，闯魔界，火烧大明宫，大闹锁妖窟，更被卷入人魔两界的争斗中，甚至成为了魔族之王。在穆天然的搅局下，人魔两族的千年恩怨竟然出现了一丝和解的曙光。殊不知如今之局面，却尽在有心人的算计之中。自穆天然降生之日起，一场阴谋便早已围绕他而展开。十八年前，一名上仙因不满天庭对人魔两族的争斗作壁上观，出言顶撞天帝，被贬落入凡间。上仙的化身，便是穆天然。而这位上仙，正是驱魔辟邪镇宅赐福帝君——钟馗。
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